I was not overjoyed to hear about the takeover bid for our National Airline as were most folk I spoke to on this matter to make it worse it was from a Texas and a Canadian mob.
I guess it’s like that turncoat Rupert Murdoch who gave away his Aussie citizenship and became an American purely for greed.
He doesn’t have to do it now I’m sure.
Our National Airline is another matter and the weasel who runs our country said he would not stand in the way of it.
Other Nooze of a funnier nature than that so lets hoe into it.
Is there life after death yeah well in the case of one tiny Aussie frog there sure was.
A tree frog has miraculously come back to life after being accidentally frozen solid in a freezer in Australia.
The tiny frog was found covered in a layer of ice in a walk-in freezer - at -18C - at a
But - after defrosting - it fully recovered and started breathing again, according to the Sydney Daily Telegraph.
A 103-year-old Dorset gardener reckons he is
Jim Webber started working on the land aged 12 and has clocked up 91 years since, and in all that time the great-grandad has never had a holiday.
Widower Jim turns out in all weathers to tend a half-acre garden at his local pub in Stoke Abbott.
We might get away with this babe
A German couple caught speeding on their way to give birth were given a toy for their new baby instead of a ticket. They told authorities that they were on their way to hospital where the Wife gave birth to their first baby, police cancelled the fine.
Three British muggers who made a big blue
Three thugs who tried to mug a pensioner got a shock - when he turned out to be an ex-Army boxing champ.
It seems the retired builder, who boxed for
This is a goody I have to agree
A Scotsman sold his house so he could go to
I never really thought the Scots were that interested in Cricket even though a Scot captained
This bloke reckons he was born in
I dunno what his fellow countrymen think me I just reckon he wanted a holiday.
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