Just a funny I thought I would share with my readers. Ole and Sven were having a holiday at the beach in Australia, but they couldn't seem to make it with any of the girls. So they asked the local lifeguard for some advice. "Mate, it's obvious," says the lifeguard. "You're wearing them old, baggy Minnesota-style swimming trunks that make ya look like an old geezer. They're year’s outta style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos - about two sizes too small - and drop a fist-sized potato down inside 'em. I'm tellin' ya, you'll have all the babes ya want!" The following day, they hit the beach with their spanking new tight Speedos and their fist-sized potatoes. Everybody on the beach was disgusted as they walked by, covering their faces, turning away, laughing...looking sick! To find out what went wrong, they went back to the same lifeguard and Sven asked him, "Vat's wrong now? We still aren't picking up babes." "CRIPES!" said the lifeguard. "The potato goes in front!

No comments:

Post a Comment